New Pornographers Embark on U.S. Tour. Stopping, naturally, in Cleveland and not Columbus. Why does Columbus always get the short end of the rock and roll stick? What’s so gol-darned great about Cleveland anyway? Its things like this that really make me wish I had a car that could endure the trek up to Cleveland to bring me to the rocking. I’m not all that jazzed about taking my 1984 Corolla, as I really really really need it to survive long enough for me to graduate and find a job so I try not to subject it to anything to strenuous.