08 Sep 2001, 02:55

When I left Chemical Abstracts

When I left Chemical Abstracts today, they gave me one of those motivational desk plaques. I want to know who comes up with these things, and how they can do it with a straight face. I can only hope they have to at least fight back a snicker. Now this is more my style. Urgent request to self: Please, please try to find a more interesting job before you graduate. Follow up note to self: Does a more interesting job even exist? Consider changing major with one quarter left. Check student loans, scratch changing major. Sigh with resignation, grit teeth, and brace for corporate cubicle hell. This is not happening, this is not happening, this is… Oh… *ahem* sorry. On the bright side I also got a batch of going-away-cupcakes, and a mix tape.