15 Nov 2001, 00:48

I have a new theory,

I have a new theory, arrived at after many bleary-eyed hours in the (relatively) new giganto computer lab in Caldwell Hall: By forcing the intelligent über-geeks to do their coding alongside the attractive business students working in Excel in the combined computing environment, the CIS faculty hopes to encourage a little mating action that will result in breeding a master race of hyper-intelligent, super-attractive coding geeks, who _can’t even figure out how to add a column in Excel_!! I don’t know why that last part would be desirable, but it’s obviously what they’d end up with. If this seems a little improbable to you, I understand. But how else do you explain the dimmed lights and Barry White playing softly in the background?