14 Jan 2006, 19:21

I think our parents are trying to kill us

That’s the only possible reason I could think of that they would send us back from Ohio with so much candy, cookies, and snacks. I mean, look at that pile. Can two people reasonably be expected to eat all that and not explode in an apocalyptic blast wave of blubber? You can’t even see it in the picture, but behind all that there’s a bread box stuffed with about six bags of delicious homemade cookies. This picture was taken a couple weeks ago after we got back, but we’ve still got a ton of this stuff left, even after I took some cookies to share at work. If anyone feels a candy binge coming on, please feel free to stop by. We’re in over our heads here.