So Jolayne’s parent’s are in town this weekend and we’re taking them around KC and we happened to end up at the City Market today. We were looking around at an Asian market when I saw the most amazing thing in the world. Commando. Bear. 2000!!!! Holy crap. It’s an energy drink, obviously. No one’s going to name a fiber shake Commando Bear 2000. Although until today I thought no one would name anything Commando Bear 2000 so that shows what I know. I can only imagine this beverage being named by a room full of coked-out marketing execs on a deadline. “Ok, so this drink is like a dude who’s a commando by day but at night he turns into a bear! Or maybe a talking bear commando! Whatever! The point is he has to go back in time to the year 2000 to save the world! And he needs this energy drink to do it!” Commando Bear 2000 is an clearly an energy drink with a back story.
Comment by Neal on 2005-07-03 19:45:30 +0000
Don’t you know that the year 2000 is always in the future?!
Comment by Ben Lewis on 2005-07-24 21:19:01 +0000
But we’re gonna party like it’s 1999.