Below is the Terror Alert Banana who, unlike a normal banana that inevitably turns browner and brownerer, turns to whatever is currently the color of the Department of Homeland Security’s terrorist threat advisory. Sure, he may be dancing happily now but at any moment he could turn orange or even red, telling us that it’s time to run for the hills, stepping on and shoving past our loved ones, friends, and the elderly in a mad attempt to save self above all else.

get yours now!

Comments

Comment by Carrie on 2004-03-11 04:38:36 +0000

LMFAO!

Comment by Neal on 2004-03-11 14:07:32 +0000

He’s cheerful, but he has such a chilling purpose. I love it!

And on an unrelated note, I just discovered the rebirth of your weblog. Yay for Movable Type! I bet if you fixed your ampersands you’d even validate! 😛

It looks beautiful.

Comment by Sarah on 2004-03-12 17:43:51 +0000

Makes me glad you live far, far away so I am not in the way of your hill running. 😉