Yesterday at CompUSA we were blessed with a visit by Cowboy Elvis. Picture Elvis in all denim with cowboy boots and a huge belt buckle and you’re just about there. That alone would be fairly memorable, but what followed was really something. Cowboy Elvis bought a box of screensaver software. 15 minutes later, Cowboy Elvis returned the screensaver software, unopened. His reason? “I didn’t know you needed a computer for this.” I wish I were making this up. Bless you Cowboy Elvis, you’re welcome in my CompUSA anytime.