Today was the end of my first 3 months of kung fu and I don’t if I’m going to re-enroll, but it doesn’t matter because I finally got my white sash today. Yes, that is the first level. Yes, it did take 3 months to get it. Yes, I did awkwardly fumble my way through the test exercises. But you know what? Watch it bub, because me and my white sash are in the mood to beat asses. You got an ass, ain’t ya? That’s what I thought.