Not being a student at OSU anymore, I don’t really keep up with all the goings on around campus or even read the Lantern that much anymore, despite being on campus just about every day for work. Still, I was surprised today to see that Mirror Lake, that venerable campus landmark, had been replaced with a big dirt hole. Somebody stole Mirror Lake! Naturally, my first instict was to call Morrissey. I just figure if anyone would know what to do in a situation like this, he would. On closer inspection though I decided that all the construction workers in and around the lake probably meant that everything was on the level. I guess they’re renovating it. The least they could have done is given me some notice. Now what am I going to tell Morrissey when he gets here?